First assignment: Write, "I am easy prey for Goddess Bree," 50 times. So like a good little piggy he did it, but had to get up at in the middle of the night so that he's wife didn't catch him. Haha! Followed by a Gift Card for Moi!
Second assignment: I gave him a chance to try harder. That's a little better piggy.
Third assignment: I sent him a Delicious picture of My Goddess Feet after I had been dancing with no shoes on last night. dirt bag pig's assignment was to edge all day to the picture until it hurt. And then thank Me for the privilege the proper way.