Thursday, November 28, 2013

Chump Change

That's right bitches ... get on your knees and follow Me!  A true Goddess such as Myself will have you intoxicated, addicted and loving every stroking second of the mind fucking journey I am going to take you on.

If you haven't figured it out already, I am in a particularly evil mood tonight!  Now, you may be wondering what got Me into this mood.  It's really quite simple ... Black Friday is almost here!  And with fantastic sales going on all around Me in just a few hours your wallet must be straining in your back pants pocket ... right dork?

Instructions for pleasing Goddess Bree:
  1. Get on your knees
  2. Head bowed down to the floor
  3. Repeat 3 times, "Please may I click Goddess"
  4. Now say it again ... and this time put some fucking effort into it
  5. you may click the button below

Good boy!  Doesn't that feel extraordinary!  How does it feel to know that you are nothing but chump change to Me?

P.S. Clicking the Black Friday Greed button repeatedly will make your self esteem plummet and make your ca$h cock throb!  Enjoy wankers!

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